101+ Pizza Puns, Jokes & Captions

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If you’re looking for pizza puns or a cheesy joke, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve put together a huge list of 101+ of the best pizza puns, jokes, one-liners and captions!

From classic Italian dishes to slice-and-dice puns, there’s something for every pizza lover. So whether you’re looking for some inspiration for your next Instagram caption or simply want a good giggle, this list is sure to deliver.

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From plays on words about toppings to sassy comments about delivery, these pizza captions and puns will have you craving a slice.

And feel free to grab a few of the images to use on social media – they are the perfect size for Instagram and Facebook. Just don’t be surprised if your followers start asking where they can get a slice of the action.

A crust made of cauliflower is breach of crust!

A pizza asks a topping out on a date and says: I’ve never sausage a beautiful face.

All I’m saying is give pizza a chance.

Pizza Puns - Give Pizza Chance

Another one bites the crust.

At yeast let me explain.

Can you buy me a pizza? I’m trying to save money. I knead the dough.

Slice, slice baby!

Pizza Puns - Slice Slice Baby

C’mon, you can crust me!

Cut my life into pizzas. This is my last resort.

Do you want a pizza me?

Get out there and cheese the day.

Happy birthday to one crusty old friend!

Have a slice day!

Here today, gone tomato.

I a-dough you!

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature.

I like Hawaiian pizza just fine-apple.

Pizza Puns - Hawaiian Pizza

I do what I want. You don’t pepper-own-me.

I don’t crust you to make this pizza, so I’m ordering one.

I have been trying to write a new pizza pun, but I can’t work out the delivery.

I like my stomach like I like my pizza crust: stuffed.

I must be pizza, because everyone wants a slice of me.

I pray to cheesus crust.

If you don’t enjoy these pizza puns, you must be laughtose intolerant.

I’m stressed and desperately need pizza of mind.

In pizza we crust.

It’s time to think outside the pizza box.

It’s crust not my day today.

It’s slice to meet you.

Join us for a slice of fun.

I must be a hipster, because I ate my pizza before it was cool.

Pizza Puns - Hipster Pizza

Let’s make pizza cheese grate again.

Look, it’s the leaning tower of Cheeza!

May the sauce be with you.

My pizza can’t be topped!

No matter how you slice it, a pizza pun would be cheesy.

No problem, this is a pizza cake!

Only a weirdough doesn’t like pizza.

Pie, don’t you crust me?

Pizza is the circle of life.

Pizza jokes are all about the delivery.

Pizzachu! I cheese you.

Please don’t put ketchup on your pizza. In Heinz sight, it won’t be a good idea.

Read on to get a slice of the action.

Really, it’s the yeast I could do.

Sending you a pizza offering.

Seven days without pizza makes one weak.

Slice to meet you.

Thanks – you really delivered!

The last supper artwork by Da Vinci is really a fantastic pizza work.

These funny pizza puns are knead-to-know.

This deep-dish bake time is an incrustice!

This is history in the baking.

This is how I cut my carbs.

This is one cheesy party you won’t want to miss.

This is the doughmain for all you pizza aficionadoughs.

This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.

Waiter, will my pizza be long? No sir, it will be round!

You sure are a pizza work.

You want a pizza me?

You’re a real pizza work.

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Cute and Flirty Pizza Puns

If you’re looking for a cheesy pick-up line, you can’t go wrong with a pizza pun. After all, who doesn’t love pizza?

Whether you’re looking for a way to break the ice, want to show your affection, or are just looking for a fun way to show your pizza-loving friends how much you care these cute and flirty pizza puns are sure to hit the spot.

Every pizza me loves every pizza you.

Pizza Puns - Every Pizza Me

I have so mushroom in my heart for you.

I love you from my head tomatoes.

I love you, hot or cold.

I pepper-only have eyes for you.

It might sound cheesy, but you’ve melted my heart.

No matter how you slice it, we make a great combination.

No matter how you slice it, you’re awesome.

Pizza Puns - Youre Awesome

No one adoughs you as much as I do.

Olive the gouda thyme we had together.

Olive you so much.

She is the only girl who can steal the pizza of my heart.

Take another little pizza my heart now, baby.

The only love triangle I want is a slice of pizza.

Unlike this pizza, you can’t be topped.

You and I make a deluxe combo.

You are my home slice.

You have stolen a pizza my hut!

You will always have a pizza my heart.

Pizza Puns - Pizza My Hut

You’re a lot like a pizza – no matter how you slice it, you’re amazing.

You’re my cutie pie.

You’re one hot pizza ass.

You’re the greatest thing since sliced pizza.

You’re a supreme friend.

You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.

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Pizza Jokes and One-Liners

Pizza jokes are always a hit! Spice up your next party or get-together, with some of these short and easy-to-remember pizza jokes They’re sure to get a laugh … or maybe a groan for some of the jokes with extra cheese!

Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
He kneaded the dough!

Did you hear about the guy who wanted to open a pizzeria on an airplane?
It was a pie-in-the-sky idea!

What do you call a dog that loves pizza?
A puperoni!

Pizza Puns and Jokes - Puperoni

How can you tell if a customer is a Buddhist?
They ask you to make them one with everything.

How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.

How do pizzas slide into DMs?
“Hey, what are you doughing right now?”

How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.

I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.

Is it hard to make a pizza from scratch?
No, it’s easy as pie!

Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

What can a whole pizza do that a half pizza cannot do?
A whole one can look round.

What did one pizza say to another pizza who bragging?
Don’t be too saucy.

What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.

What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.

What did the angry pizza say to the tough guy?
Dough! You wanna a pizza me?

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What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.

What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
You don’t pepper-own-me.

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?
You wanna pizza me?

What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.

What do aardvarks like on pizza?
Ant-chovies.

What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A pizzzzzzzza!

Pizza Puns and Jokes - Sleeping Pizza

What do you call someone who likes her pizza uncooked?
A weird-dough!

What does a pizza say when he needs some love?
Fold me close.

What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.

What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.

What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pupperoni.

What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie Hard.

What is a pizza’s opening line at the bar?
Hi, do you come here oven?

What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.

What is the most favorite mathematical value for a pizza?
Pie.

How do pizzas greet each other during the holiday season?
Merry Chrustmas!

Pizza Puns - Merry Chrustmas

What kind of cheese do hairdressers like on their pizza?
Perm-asan.

What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weirdough.

What kind of pizza do competitive runners like best?
Meet lovers.

What did one pizza say to another?
A lot of cheesy things.

What type of cheese do dogs like on their pizza?
Mutt-zarella.

What type of pizza do taxidermists prefer?
Stuffed crust.

What is the name of a church that worships pizza?
The church of Chesus Christ.

What would you say if a delivery boy drops your favorite pizza somewhere?
I have never sausage such a tragedy.

What’s a pizza without cheese?
Dough.

What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.

What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!

Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

Why did pizzerias in New York stop their dial-a-delivery services?
They were tipped that dominoes were getting played.

Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.

Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.

Why did the lovesick pizza need to go to the doctor?
He kneaded to get his head examined.

Why does eating pizza make you want to take a nap?
Because with all that pizza and mozzarella, you’re bound to catch some z’s!

Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
He’s a real funghi!

Why was the famous pizza stressed out?
He was being chased by pepperazis.


And that’s a wrap! We hope you enjoyed our list of 101 pizza puns, jokes, one-liners and Instagram captions. If you’re looking for more food-related fun, be sure to check out our other lists below!

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